Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Um, ew?

Mary-Beth: Um, Jonah? Your breath smells like trees.

Sunday, March 07, 2010

Some questions don't need to be answered.

Jonah: "Hey Dad! Do you have anything big and sharp I can have?"

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

You learn something new every day.

Jonah: Hey Mom! Guess what! When your body grows? It even grows all at the same time. Not only half of it grows, but ALL of it grows. Even. your boobs.

Me: *ahem* Boobs?

Mary-Beth: He means "boobies." (With a knowing glance at Jonah. You know the one. If you have teenage girls, you've seen it. "Oh that poor woman. Will she ever catch up?")

Me: *ahem* Boobies?

Jonah: (eyebrows up, nodding) Yeah. I learned that (finger gun) at sign language class.

Now where in the world did I put that syllabus from ASL class? It's around here somewhere...
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